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trivia
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on dani. no wonder i can't eat cows... they eat me!
- Dani is the world's tallest woman! i have always felt freakishly tall...
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of dani. that's a lot nuts!
- The most dangerous form of dani is the bicycle! i haven't been able to take this form in ages though... not since the demise of russell
- Dani is the only bird that can swim but not fly. sad but true. but i do so want to fly.
- Dani was declared extinct in 1902. only to return in glory in the wondrous year of 1982. i'm like a phoenix!
- Dani is actually a vegetable, not a fruit! yes!
- Dani has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all. this would explain why i always want such small beverage glasses...
- Dani can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast. can is the operative word...
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is dani! kinda sad... but so many people just can't handle me.
1 comment:
ahahahahah :-)
"that's a lot of nuts"
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