Sunday, January 29, 2006

trivia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dani!

  1. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on dani. no wonder i can't eat cows... they eat me!
  2. Dani is the world's tallest woman! i have always felt freakishly tall...
  3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of dani. that's a lot nuts!
  4. The most dangerous form of dani is the bicycle! i haven't been able to take this form in ages though... not since the demise of russell
  5. Dani is the only bird that can swim but not fly. sad but true. but i do so want to fly.
  6. Dani was declared extinct in 1902. only to return in glory in the wondrous year of 1982. i'm like a phoenix!
  7. Dani is actually a vegetable, not a fruit! yes!
  8. Dani has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all. this would explain why i always want such small beverage glasses...
  9. Dani can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast. can is the operative word...
  10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is dani! kinda sad... but so many people just can't handle me.
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1 comment:

Erin said...

ahahahahah :-)

"that's a lot of nuts"